Beware the Chocawocky, son.
Beware the juicy chocky bun
Guard against the Snicker Snack,
The supermarket sweety rack!.
Stay clear of deadly Toblerone
That makes your guts expand and groan!
Do not go chomping Rowntree bars
Or delve inside the sweetshop jars
Or if you rocket into space,
Avoid the Galaxy's embrace,
And never board the Aero plane
Or you the weight will always gain.
Go nowhere near the choc choc word
Or eat Mars bars! Now that's absurd!
Now eat fresh fruit and frabjous veg
And you'll be fitter! That I pledge!
